A crazy post that is real

Steven_C17

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Hello everyone !<br /><br />Ok this is the crazest thing I can think of and makes every bit of logic as it is real.<br /><br />Ok here buy one of the 7/11 stores and have your own store to make that money. So you hire a person. He may not look good with pin stripped shirt, tie, nice $80 work books. Ya give that Yale top of the class MIT perfect student a job and make that $5.25 a hour. Realy need that expert in national secerty working in your 7/11 as you know then theifs are as smart as all them crimals online to be able to pull a gun and say "Give DA Money"<br /><br />Then onto that tire store that is called oh say "Performance Tires" of USA a leading seller and experts in all areas of tires that is in there company info on the wall ina big letters. <br />Find the person that looks the smartest. Oh we have a pin stripped Yale guppie. Nope not him to stiff and able to info people. So we wanta realy good expert so the ****le faced 16 Year old with pants 10X too big, chain from belt loop to the thing in back pocket, bone in nose, pink stripped hair looks like a expert so hire him and **** the yale dude.<br /><br />Next on to major companies. Ya we know these places go public, have vested money, time, and effort in are place we live so we know they will realy want the best overall people for the company. Lets see we deal with the public and supply the power they need to live and do things. Well lets see we find some realy good high schools. Nope can not work people would ask question. Oh you say tom, ****, and harry from the law school of ****ing the US is good. Ok you 3 try and keep profits up, cost down, and by all means just make up any amount as long as share holders are happy we can just give us are own money by printing it up as we live day to day.<br /><br />Well now on to a big major company. LEts see we done all the above so lets make it bigger and better, so bring in the experts that rate companies, bring in the banks, bring the auditors, and bring in the networkers,bring in some goverment people, bring in all the people that is working to screw the US people. Ok here is the plan we F them all just by making up any number we want, book anything you spend as invested in, anything bough if it is personal or not logged as company assets, and so forth. Now you all know what your jobs are so make sure you right us up as doing a bang up job so we can grab all that cash and we can have more money then any of the other places.<br /><br />Now here is something When dose it become logical that the higher up and bigger it gets the dumber the logic and the idiots are most.<br />All anyone needs to do is THINK and ya will see that some common things are being refused yet makes the most logical sence ever. <br /><br />Say like any person working in company X can not or would not be able to own any shares. DA<br /><br />Any person workinga s CEO/CFO that is caught on any problems is required by law to work for the amount of time the problem is found to lastest to work at the local MD, BK, or any other min skill job for the same amount of time.<br /><br />Any goverment offical found to be a problem in there new poilcy process will be move and have a new job in the swear systems below any given city.<br /><br />Several other things, but any real thing that would work is being throwen out and a good call to your REP, or DEM that either things cahnge or face a pettion with the right amount of names that will have you throwen out. Ya think it would get a kick going as soon as just one SENTOR had this happen.<br /><br />YA THINK !
 

JB

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Re: A crazy post that is real

Yeah, it's real okay. Real what?
 

loganmallory

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Re: A crazy post that is real

hey, thanks for that really long topic with all sorts of bad spelling and swearing and stuff. whats the point?
 

loganmallory

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oh crud sorry for that last response didnt realize you were a jackass
 

Ross J

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Re: A crazy post that is real

If you are referring to the big company that went under just a few days ago then are you saying that "Bull**** baffles brains" in buisiness?<br />I thought that was buisiness psychology 101 sport!<br />If not then happy 4th of July to you too!<br />Ross
 

derwood

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UH.....what?<br /><br />i thought my spelling was bad.....dude!<br /><br />i lost what was going on in the 2nd sentance.<br /><br />well guys...here it is...the perfect example of what can happen to your brain on drugs. :eek: <br /><br />....................PAUSE........................<br /><br />I tried to read it again, HONEST, i just could'nt.<br /><br />....................PAUSE........................<br /><br />My wife did'nt make it through either. she wants to know why a yale grad is looking for a job at tire kingdom in the first place???<br /><br />we give up.<br /><br />say NOPE to DOPE. ;) <br /><br />rewrite when your sober. :p <br /><br />derwood & Mrs Wood
 

Fooser

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Re: A crazy post that is real

Michigan_Fishing <br /><br />You can stop the Electric Shock Therepy now.<br /><br />You have had enough......
 

Fooser

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Straining against the keyboard like Mike Tyson in a spelling contest. Michigan_Fishing really thought we could not live without this. Which is by-far my favorite part... <br /><br />"Now here is something When dose it become logical that the higher up and bigger it gets the dumber the logic and the idiots are most."<br /><br />Can I use this ???
 

derwood

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!<br /><br />fishnfoos...if that was the condenced version....i still don't get it. :p <br /><br />derwood.
 

derwood

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SailSail,<br /><br />don't go away to the sailing board yet....i have'nt had a chance to razz ya. :p <br /><br /> The bridge thing was just a freak thing that got our silly strings going.....it happens from time to time. (plus we are haven fun razzen sailboaty) you just opened the book and read the last page...you have to go from the first page and get into the plot....sailboaty knows its all in good fun....don't ya sailboaty! :D <br /><br />derwood (instagaterwood).
 

mellowyellow

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Re: A crazy post that is real

I'm familiar with BUI, but now we have PUI??<br />(posting under the influence) :confused: :confused:
 
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DJ

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The scary part is that that guy votes. :eek: <br /><br />Does he VUI (vote under the influence)??
 

Down South

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I couldn't make it through the whole thing either.
 

495v

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I think Crabbait said it before, switch your left front lobiel with your right there buddy because I think you are just a#s backwards. Has anyone read Michigan's other post about towing with his t-bird? Where did this guy come from? Hey Michigan, a little advice, stick with landscaping. Let me guess, your next post is going to be, "how do I attach a ladder/luggage rack to my t-bird to haul around all of my mower's?" I think you should be doing more cutting and less smokin!
 

gonfishn

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Re: A crazy post that is real

He needs to ease up on the Magic Mushrooms.
 

WaterHog

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Dude, Dont go in the water... In the 60's people did Acid to make the world wierd, Now people take Prozac to make the world normal. What are you taking????
 
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