A Little Thanksgiving Cheer

[OBJ]

This is an oldy but goody.<br /><br />TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,<br />BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP <br /> <br />I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, <br />I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.<br /> <br />THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE<br />BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT<br /> <br />TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION<br />THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.<br /> <br />SO I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR<br />AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.<br /> <br />I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,<br />PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.<br /> <br />I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,<br />'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.<br /> <br />I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY<br />WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.<br /> <br />BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....<br />HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.<br /> <br />MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,<br />MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, <br />MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Good one OutboardJim

 

[Bassy]

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^<br />Bump

 

[AK_Chappy]

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WOW Bassy!!<br />You had to do some digging for this one.<br />I like it though.<br /><br />Thanks for bumping it.<br />Happy Thanksgiving to all!!<br /><br />AK Chappy

 

[QC]

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Nice work Bassy and OBJ. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

 

[Haut Medoc]

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AMEN... ....JK

 

[OBJ]

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WOW....fergot I even posted that one..... Thanks Bassy.

 

[Reel Poor]

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Nice..

 

[rodbolt]

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and I thought I had to much time to type and search . good one bassy its still relavent <br /> yall have a great thanksgiving day now ya heah.

 

[JGREGORY]

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Kenny, Welcome back. I just started posting here again myself, although I don't know for how long.

 

[bubbakat]

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That is a good one.<br />jgregory look at the date on keeny's post.

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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For the few brain cells that I still have, I remember reading that one. It was a good post them and it still is.<br /><br />I saw that KKC posted and noted his post date. So this must be a historical post now.

 

[OBJ]

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SS, is that "Histerical" or "Historical".....

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Jim, we can consider it both! The left does it all the time!