A "look quick " joke

cpj

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the<br />bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"<br />She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"<br />Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."<br />To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" :D
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: A "look quick " joke

I'll do anything you want for $200.00.<br /><br />Can you paint my house????
 

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Re: A "look quick " joke

Guy sees a hot looking babe poised at the end of the bar. Walks up to her and asks; Will you sleep with me for a million bucks? ;) Chicklet smiles widely and says yes, yes I will. Guy then asks, will you sleep with me for ten dollars, Chicklet replies, HE11 NO!!!!! What kind of a girl do you think I am? :confused: Joe Smooth replies with a smirk. Well we already established that, now we're just arguing price!!!! :eek: :D :D
 
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