Add 4 free boating lessons? Bad idea??

jdlough

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Ignore this, unless you're bored outta your mind. If so, don't blame me....

Am considering posting this on the local gas station bulletin board, two blocks away, in the boonies.

"Will trade: Boat 4 Billiards

Possible new used boat owner soon. Zero boating/fishing/trailering skills.

I give you beer, sandwiches, fishing time, and minor pool shooting ?lessons? (hah!) on my 9? table.

In exchange for your boating/trailering general seamanship and local knowledge on my boat, or gas for yours, or at least fishing off my pier, about ? mile downstream from where you are reading this.

Too WEIRD? Don't do it?
 
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lowkee

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Although an interesting read.. I found myself fighting to reach the ending. Have you considered posting "Will pay for a night of booze and billiard in exchange for old salt boating lessons. May span a few lessons, as I'm a slow learner."

Not really calling you slow, but that's the summary that came to mind from what you wanted to post. :)
 

jdlough

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Lowkee,

Thanks for your input!
 

jay_merrill

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

TRake the booze part out - some moron will show up, drink a couple of beers, get in a wreck on the way home and then sue you for "getting him drunk."

Don't you just love "modern life?"
 

jay_merrill

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

TRake the booze part out - some moron will show up, drink a couple of beers, get in a wreck on the way home and then sue you for "getting him drunk."

Don't you just love "modern life?"
 

Mike Robinson

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

My suggestion would be to sign up for a boating course with some organization like Power Squadron.
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

My suggestion is switch yer smokes to something better. ;)
 

Nandy

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Lowkee,

Thanks for your input!

LOL!!! I know this was not his response to lowkee!!! LOL!!!!
 

david_r

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Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

Re: Add 4 free boating lessons? Racial question? Bad idea??

have you thought about posting on here somewhere and seeing if you can find someone that lives close by who can give you the basics without inviting a bunch of weirdos into your home???


to me putting something like that up a a gas station sounds like a bad idea!!!!...........your inviting trouble!!
 
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