2 old cowboys are sitting on a porch one evening, drinking beer and watching the sun go down. An old hound is laying on the floor in front of them. Directly the old dog shuffles around, hikes his leg up, and begins to lick himself with methodical earnestness. After a couple minutes one of the cowboys says, "you know, I wish I could do that".
The other cowboy replies, "man, that dog would like you.....".
The other cowboy replies, "man, that dog would like you.....".
