Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
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Male vs Female ATM procedures.<br />(sorry if you've seen it already)<br /><br /><br />MALE PROCEDURE: <br /> <br />1. Drive up to the cash machine. <br /> <br />2. Put down your car window. <br /> <br />3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. <br /> <br />4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. <br /> <br />5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. <br /> <br />6. Put window up. <br /> <br />7. Drive off. <br /><br /> FEMALE PROCEDURE: <br /> <br />1. Drive up to cash machine. <br /> <br />2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the <br />machine. <br /> <br />3. Set parking brake, put the window down. <br />Remove all contents onto thepassenger seat to locate card. <br /> <br />5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up <br /> <br />6. Attempt to insert card into machine. <br /> <br />7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive <br />distance from the car. <br /> <br />8. Insert card. <br /> <br />9. Re-insert card the right way. <br /> <br />10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside <br />back page. <br /> <br />11. Enter PIN. <br /> <br />12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. <br /> <br />13. Enter amount of cash required. <br /> <br />14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. <br /> <br />15. Retrieve cash and receipt. <br /> <br />16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. <br /> <br />17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of <br />checkbook. <br /> <br />18. Re-check makeup. <br /> <br />19. Drive forward 2 feet. <br /> <br />20. Reverse back to cash machine. <br /> <br />21. Retrieve card. <br /> <br />22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot <br />provided. <br /> <br />23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. <br /> <br />24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. <br /> <br />25. Redial person on cell phone. <br /> <br />26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. <br /> <br />27. Release Parking Brake
