Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned.<br />>Last night I was with seven different women."<br />>The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink <br />>the juice without pausing."<br />>"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"<br />><br />>"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that sh!t eatin' grin off your <br />>face." 
<br /><br />Taz
<br /><br />Taz
