Re: another iboats record !
OK Nostradamus, can you help us with the date so we can be on the lookout for the perps?
lol....ok Quatrain 1
In the year 2012 in the 3rd month.....iboats forum will be viewed by 10,000 new viewers hat have never seen the site before.
500 of them will sign up in that month alone.
Names like, sinkorswim. revitsorno. solderorcrimp. and crackedblock and the worst...LC. (Loud Cat)
SBL will reach his 2000th post
sinkorswim will post in the general forum, questions like,.... what boat should i buy? and,.... im new to boating, what is a lanyard?
revitsorno will post in the starcraft forum, with posts like, Can i re attach my arm after my boat cuts it off? and "Why is there water in my boat?"
solderorcrimp will post in the electrical forum,...... Purple yellow or brown?
crackedblock will post a question in the trailers and towing forum called,..... "Why is my oil all light milkshake colored"...... Followed by a post in the water skiing forum titled "Does any one have a manual for a merc 5.7l"?
The worst....LC will attach a virus to iboats forums, the virus causes fire fox to say this is a virus site, causing iboats tech staff to be called in late at night, resulting in a forum closure for a few hours, while the purge the servers.
Quatrain 2.
In the 6th month 30th day of the year 2012, iboats site will be visited by 3000 on line users, with over 700 members on line.
In frustration, of moving things, and going cross eyed from the "new posts" button and threads. The moderators will un plug there computers and take up knitting !
There ya go.....more coming when i get in the "zone"