Areal oldie that you may not have heard.

JB

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Preacher had been out in the country to visit an ailing flock member. Was driving home late on a deserted Texas back road.<br /><br />Came up on a pickup that was weaving all over the road at about 30mph. He said, "Oh, that poor soul must be ill!!". Then he said, "I'd better get around this drunk before he kills me."<br /><br />So Preacher floors it. Just as he gets abreast of the pickup it swerves and runs him off the road. CRASH! Whatamess!<br /><br />Pickup stops and heycods comes down to the overturned car. "Hey, man. Are you alright?"<br /><br />"I am alright, thank you. The Lord is riding with me."<br /><br />"Well, you better let him ride with me. You're likely to kill him."
 

ZooMbr

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Re: Areal oldie that you may not have heard.

I can see Haycods in that! :D :D :D
 

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Re: Areal oldie that you may not have heard.

Originally posted by JB:<br /> Preacher had been out in the country to visit an ailing flock member. Was driving home late on a deserted Texas back road.<br /><br />Came up on a pickup that was weaving all over the road at about 30mph. He said, "Oh, that poor soul must be ill!!". Then he said, "I'd better get around this drunk before he kills me."<br /><br />So Preacher floors it. Just as he gets abreast of the pickup it swerves and runs him off the road. CRASH! Whatamess!<br /><br />Pickup stops and heycods comes down to the overturned car.
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"Hey, man. Are you alright?"<br /><br />"I am alright, thank you. The Lord is riding with me."<br /><br />
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"Well, you better let him ride with me. You're likely to kill him."
 

KaGee

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Re: Areal oldie that you may not have heard.

They let Mutley drive?? :eek:
 

aspeck

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Re: Areal oldie that you may not have heard.

Originally posted by Kenneth Brown:<br /> Nah, Mutleys boss was driving.
Does that mean that Heycods is really D!ck Dasterdly?
 
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