Dave Abrahamson
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:<br />Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at<br />the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1<br />by 1 began to tell their stories.<br /><br />"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"<br /><br />"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.<br />She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.<br />She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she<br />had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival<br />knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it<br />wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in<br />the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of<br />them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed<br />four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and<br />then she killed the last one with her bare hands."<br /><br />"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind<br />of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible<br />story?"<br /><br />"Stay the He!! away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.
