Be safe, clean up your 303.

Seasonally.boating.jon

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I ordered 303 protectant from Iboats last Sunday night, it was here when I got home from work yesterday (Wednesday). There was a wet spot on the corner of the box, I didn't think anything of it because it rained during the day. I opened the box to check my order: 2 bottles of 303 protectant and 1 bottle of 303 cleaner. I picked up a bottle of protectant and some of the liquid squirted on the kitchen floor. It looked as if the bottom of the bottle was cut with a razer knife. I just grabbed some paper towels and wiped it up.

A little wile later I was messing around in the kitchen and my son came running through. He hit the spot where the 303 was spilt, slipped, hit he floor, and damn near slammed into the wall.:eek: Ofcourse he thought it was cool. My wife was in the laundry room doing the laundry, she walked through the kitchen, hit the spot bare footed and it looked like she was doing some sort of dance. Her feet were sliding every which way. She was bare footed even. I thought ehhh, as much as that area is traveled it'll wear off real soon. Today I picked the kids up, we get home, as soon as we walk through the door, my little girl busted her butt.:facepalm:

I guess I'll get off here and go clean up my mess or should I say, the mess Iboats caused for me.:eek::D

BTW, My wife called Iboats and was on the phone for less than 2 minutes with them. They are sending out another bottle. Thank you for the good service Iboats.
 

halfmoa

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

This story reminds me of the time I sprayed Armor All on the rug in front of the linoleum leading to our kitchen. Mom couldn't believe how well her new floor cleaner worked! Boy was she pissed when I told her...a year later.
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

I had a friend about 30 years ago who used armor all on his 750 Yamaha bike and when he did a fast start.......he landed on his butt. Yup those protectant sprays are deadly on the wrong surface.

Glad your son is okay!!!
 

jigngrub

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

Leave the 303 on the floor and set-up a hidden vid camera... you might win $100,000!!!
 

sublauxation

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

You guys could be on to something here. How about covering bunks with linoleum and a little 303 instead of carpet?
 

nwcove

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

I had a friend about 30 years ago who used armor all on his 750 Yamaha bike and when he did a fast start.......he landed on his butt. Yup those protectant sprays are deadly on the wrong surface.

Glad your son is okay!!!

did the same thing to a snowmobile seat......ended up being a whole lotta work trying to stay on it for half a season!!! :facepalm:
 

royal0014

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

Yep, my dear wife once armor-alled the pedals in my stick-shift truck! Makes for an interesting ride, but gets the cops called on 'ya, too!

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Grub54891

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Re: Be safe, clean up your 303.

My brother waxed his vinal sears in his car,I asked why? His reply: So when I turn to the right,the girls slide right over! LOL
 
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