OBJ
Supreme Mariner
- Joined
- Dec 27, 2002
- Messages
- 10,161
DISTURBING NEW FINDINGS ABOUT BEER!<br /><br />ESU Scientists today released disturbing findings of a major study revealing the presence of significant female hormones in beer.<br /><br />Based upon a strict scientific analysis of beer consumption conducted over a six-month period, men are warned to immediately take a close look at their drinking habits.<br /><br />They (Scientist) say the proof is undeniable - the more beer drunk, the more feminine a man becomes.<br /><br />The scientific reason for this is that Hops, the basic building block of beer, contains phytoestrogens. By consuming phytoestrogens in quantity, the female characteristics of a human being become more and more evident.<br /><br />In a controlled double-blind test done in August of 2003, 100 college age men were each given eight pints of beer over a one-hour period. They were then tested for female characteristics. After eight beers, 100% of the stest subjects had:<br /><br />1. Gained weight.<br />2. Talked excessively without making sense.<br />3. Became overly emotional.<br />4. Could not back an automobile into a parking place.<br />5. Failed to think rationally.<br />6. Argued over nothing.<br />7. Sat down when urinating.<br />8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<br /><br />No further tests were necessary.
