Beer Prayer......

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foodfisher

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I think that I shall never hear, A poem lovelier than beer, A brew which Joe's bar keeps on tap, With golden base and snowy cap, The foamy stuff I drink all day, Untill my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools I fear, But only Schlitz can make a beer.
 
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BlkY2k

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon" WC Fields

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I have two favorite beers, the one I just had and one I`m about to drink.
 
bekosh

bekosh

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin


People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer;
they just like to pee a lot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI


Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself,
to make love, and celebrate the good days.
--Ancient Egypt


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
--Frank Sinatra


The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk,
they're sober.
--William Butler Yeats


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend
time with his fools.
--Ernest Hemingway


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright


To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group
--anonymous
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Slide

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Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed art thou amongst cocktails...
 
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BlkY2k

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I aint so think as you drunk I am.
Rehab is for quitters.
 
HANGEYE

HANGEYE

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I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings.
 
Davem3

Davem3

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A Girl Named Anheuser
There once was a girl named Anheuser,
who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
found the Schlitz in her pants,
and now she is sadder Budweiser.
 
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JRJ

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Good 1's and nice to know I'm not the only accomplished beer drinker here. Like others, I don't drink anymore, but I certainly don't drink any less ;)
 
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coreybv

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I have a serious drinking problem. Two hands, one mouth. The solution evades me.

Reality is a form of mental illness brought on by a severe blood alcohol deficiency.
 
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