Blonde vs Lawyer

scrapper

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." <br /><br />Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. <br /><br />The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." <br /><br />This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. <br /><br />The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" <br /><br />The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn". <br /><br />She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" <br /><br />The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. <br /><br />The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. <br /><br />The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" <br /><br />Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
 

heycods

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Re: Blonde vs Lawyer

LF and my wife will like it. I on the other hand have my doubts :D
 

noelm

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Re: Blonde vs Lawyer

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He thinks he can have some fun as he immediately turns to her and<br />makes his move."You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says<br />to the guy, "What would you like to discuss? "Oh, I don't know, "says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh&t?
 

noelm

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Re: Blonde vs Lawyer

a guy checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought he would get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on the way in. It was an ad for a Blonde girl calling herself Bambi, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the <br />right curves in all the right places, beautiful long blonde hair, long graceful legs. You know the kind. <br />So he is in his room, and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. <br /> <br />"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded s e x y. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. . I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" <br /><br />She says, "That sounds fantastic Sir , but for an outside line you need to press 9."
 

heycods

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Re: Blonde vs Lawyer

It was fair so I only sent it to about 20 people ;) :p :p :D
 
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