Boat For Sale

[Reel Poor]

Boudreaux is driving along and sees a sign in Thibideaux's yard which reads “boat for sale”.
Boudreaux knows Thibideaux doesn’t own a boat so he decides to stop and ask about the sign.

Boudreaux says to Thibideaux,
“Come on Thibideaux, you know you don’t own a boat....besides dat, you got the sign right between your pickup and tractor.”





Thibideaux says, “I know dat...and they’re boat for sale.”

 

[Boomyal]

Re: Boat For Sale

uh boy!8) up kinda late aren't ya RP? Maybe a little too much JB?

 

[Parrott_head]

Re: Boat For Sale

Boudreaux and Clarence live across the bayou from each other...Boudreaux would get drunk every night and yell across the bayou....."Clarence, one of des days the hiway deportment gonna but a bridge across this here bayou an when de doo I'm comming acorss it to whup up on you!"

One day one of Boudreaux fishing buddies pointed out to him the state had just done the bridge and why didn't he go make good on his threat? Boudy gets liqured up and yell over to Clarence that he's a coming over there to do what's gotta be done and takes off in his old truck.

Boudy's buddies watch for him to show up over at Clarence's but Boudy never makes it....sometime later he comes dragging back into camp. They start hoo-hawing Boudy about being all mouth. Boudy replies that Clarence is a lot bigger up close than he appears from across the bayou. They point out to him he never made it over to Clarence's fish camp anyhow.

Boudy sez...."Man, I didn't have to....I got to that new bridge and there was a sign on it thet read, Clearence 13'6"....and I ain't starting nothing with no Cajun 13'6" tall!!!

 

[crunch]

Re: Boat For Sale

No such thing as to much JB, he's usually right on the money.

 

[watermellon1]

Re: Boat For Sale

boudrou and tippedou was ridin thru town when they rolled thru a stp sign, police man stopped them and asked tippedrou for his license, tippedrou said what for, the policeman said u ran that stop sign, tiddedrou said well i slowed down real good, the policeman took out his nightstick and started beatin tippedrou real bad on the head and shoulders, then asked him you want be stop... or slow down.