Boobies cause booboo

Wessel

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Picture it. We're at the local riverside hotel. Hottie with rather large chest standing on one of the floating jetties trying to catch the attention of her father in the middle of the river. little brother sneaks up behind her and tuggs bikini string. resulting exposure causes youngster on brand new Seedoo to lose concentration and plow into jetty, girl falls into water, youngster lands in bowrider moored on otherside of jetty and yours truly gets to rescue topless hottie.<br />If this kind of thing only happens once in a lifetime, i can go home and die happy....
 

Andrew Leigh

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Hey Wessel,<br /><br />were you on the Vaal River?<br /><br />Andrew
 

Andrew Leigh

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Nope,<br /><br />I was playing Golf at the Riviera Golf Course on Saturday, that immediately made me think you could have been there.<br /><br />Incidently I used to launch from Stonehaven but they have stopped launching there due to abuse. Have also launched once or twice from Abrahamrus but found the mooring to be poor. Apparently it has been upgraded. Do you know about that? Where do you launch from?<br /><br />Cheers<br />Andrew
 

AK_Chappy

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

What!!!! No Pics.... not that I would look ;) ;) <br /><br />AK Chappy
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

wish i'd had my camera on me, although when it comes to a choice between "hands on" and photography, gues which wins.
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

i launch from the river hotel opposite Abrahamrus, (I dont know if they have upgraded), but the river hotel is a better bet, you park the car at the top parking lot and they send a tractor up to fetch the boat and launch it for u.
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

TXS, they were big enough that if said subject fell on her face, the price of milk would go up.
 

11 footer

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

How old was she?, and how come this stuff never happens to me? ;)
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

she was about 17 or 18. Never say that these things dont happen to you because prior to this incident they never happened to me either.
 

jinx

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Wessel: How come you chose to rescue her? ;) <br />Didn't those other need help too?<br /><br />Jinx
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

No one in their right mind would choose NOT to rescue her. Im going to the river tomorrow, if she's there again, ill try get a pic. Even her mom is a hottie....
 

KRS

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Sounds like jetty stocking to me... soon you'll be slamming YOUR boat into the dock to bump girls off.
 

EZLoader

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Heres a photo of how the event ended...<br /><br />
funbra.jpg
<br /><br /> :D
 

EZLoader

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Look back 1 post...Are those Wessel's hands?
 

Wessel

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Dont remember having pink gloves on!? You have no idea how close the photo is....
 

EZLoader

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Re: Boobies cause booboo

Wessel, you can use this photo to illustrate your outstanding heroism the next time someone doesn't believe your story... :)
 
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