Breaking and Entering!

harkawy

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Let's say I break into your house


A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hardworking and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work because he too is hardworking and honest, except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be
there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hardworking and honest, um, except for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in America .... if you agree, pass it on (in English). Share it if you see the value of it as a good smile. If not blow it off along with your future Social Security funds.
 

crunch

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Haut, I think that is, Here we go again.... :%
 

JB

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zzz
 

Bob_VT

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Here is my scenario......

Break into my house (regardless of nationality or reason)..... BANG BANG

Double Tap from my .45 Colt........

Police come and I state "I feared for my life and I was in imminent danger of being killed"

Nuff said!
 

Plainsman

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Bob_VT said:
Here is my scenario......

Break into my house (regardless of nationality or reason)..... BANG BANG

Double Tap from my .45 Colt........

Police come and I state "I feared for my life and I was in imminent danger of being killed"

Nuff said!

Absolutly!!

And the lib asks him why he broke in and offers a sandwhich and milk so they can talk it over..

My house..both barrels are empty.
 

puddle jumper

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Bob_VT said:
Here is my scenario......

Break into my house (regardless of nationality or reason)..... BANG BANG

Double Tap from my .45 Colt........

Police come and I state "I feared for my life and I was in imminent danger of being killed"

Nuff said!

dido
 

i386

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harkawy said:
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hardworking and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

If only it were that simple...

Nobody's breaking into houses (or countries) to do good deeds for free.
 

rmmpe

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Double-tap from my .44 Mag.
And I've got 4 more for your friends.
 

rolmops

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It really is the highest time for all you armchair trigger happy homeland defenders to stop using all the services that illegal aliens provide.You know,cheap labor for little jobs in your back yard,cheap vegetables,cheap milk and so on.
If you stop taking advantage of their services,they will stop coming!
 

Plainsman

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rolmops said:
It really is the highest time for all you armchair trigger happy homeland defenders to stop using all the services that illegal aliens provide.You know,cheap labor for little jobs in your back yard,cheap vegetables,cheap milk and so on.
If you stop taking advantage of their services,they will stop coming!
I take care of my own yard, don't eat vegatables and I thought that the cow were milked by machines. Or is that what the little illegals do, milk cows?
 

rolmops

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EricKems said:
rolmops said:
It really is the highest time for all you armchair trigger happy homeland defenders to stop using all the services that illegal aliens provide.You know,cheap labor for little jobs in your back yard,cheap vegetables,cheap milk and so on.
If you stop taking advantage of their services,they will stop coming!
I take care of my own yard, don't eat vegatables and I thought that the cow were milked by machines. Or is that what the little illegals do, milk cows?

Oh yes.
Many milking parlors are manned by illegal immigrants.
 

ob

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With all due respect to the cheap labor illegals supply in many agricultural and textile industries,they are being used illegally.Our goverment needs to cease this corporate pandering and enforce immigration laws.In response to rolmops above comment,the only ones that are taking advantage of illegal services are the companies that use them and the goverment that recieves tips to turn a blind eye.Consumers don't get to decide by what means their consumables are manufactured and delivered to market just because they buy them.Unless you know where I can buy vegetables that have a written disclaimer on the package that reads(illegal labor free goods). And who is having to secure lawn services from illegal aliens??There are numerous lawn care businesses in my community that are owned and operated by American citizens.Many of which are anglo.Just because some of them choose to employ illegals doesn't make anyone dependent upon their services.So all of this ," where will you get your cheap goods and services" is one mans quote that has been championed and regurgitated over and over by the groups that spew it.It's moonshine.
 

Pony

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EricKems said:
rolmops said:
It really is the highest time for all you armchair trigger happy homeland defenders to stop using all the services that illegal aliens provide.You know,cheap labor for little jobs in your back yard,cheap vegetables,cheap milk and so on.
If you stop taking advantage of their services,they will stop coming!
I take care of my own yard, don't eat vegatables and I thought that the cow were milked by machines. Or is that what the little illegals do, milk cows?

There is an apple farm near me that was saying most of their crop will rot because only 2 workers came this year as opposed to the 50-60 that normally pick them. Thats just one farm......
 

Plainsman

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There is an apple farm near me that was saying most of their crop will rot because only 2 workers came this year as opposed to the 50-60 that normally pick them. Thats just one farm......

Were those 50-60 legal workers? If not, I have absolutly no sympathy for them or their business. If they were legal, why didn't they show up?
 

Pony

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Yes they were legal....this apple farm problem isnt confined to here, more prevalant in Michigan etc were there are more apple farms.

They didnt show up because of increased border control etc and problems getting visas. At least that is what farmers have said

 

waterinthefuel

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Increased border control kept out legal immigrants? That story has more holes in it than our own border does.
 

stevieray

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Here is my scenario......

Break into my house (regardless of nationality or reason)..... BANG BANG

Double Tap from my .45 Colt........

Police come and I state "I feared for my life and I was in imminent danger of being killed"

Better have a throwdown piece handy & know how to make it look like they shot first or else YOUR tuchis is probably going to end up the slammer!
 

crunch

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Probably depends on where you are from... in Oregon as long as they are in your home they are fair game, no questions asked.
 
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