Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
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Some deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money,<br />they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl<br />because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of <br />them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.<br /><br />The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning<br />with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what<br />happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and<br />watched him all night."<br /><br />The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same<br />thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what<br />happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the<br />roof. I watched him all night."<br /><br />The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football <br />player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy<br />tailed." Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what<br />happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl<br />into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night<br />long."<br /> 
