Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

SlowlySinking

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Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard - Minorities Hit Hardest, NBC 03/02/06<br /><br />As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims in the D.C. area who could not get to thier mail boxes to retrieve the monthly checks and can't afford to get out of town or to warmth and safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold jewelry, plasma TVs, Colt 45 and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered and waiting for the looters.<br /><br />"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to get my check and buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"<br /><br />Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly convenient and suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings and US Port Sellout hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now, could it be that the National Weather Service receives Government funding and caused this blizzard?" wrote one blogger.<br /><br />Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from his winter ski vacation in Aspen to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress know that."<br /><br />Calls for impeachment over "Snow Gate", as some are calling it, already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.<br /><br />This just in ........<br /><br />More breaking news...... Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.<br /><br />It is reported that **** Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?! <br /><br />The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration personnel under oath.<br /><br />We speculate that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her Long Island mansion to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls. :D
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Thank you for being socially conscious & recycling! Your senator loves you for it ;) :p :) .....JK
 

cpj

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

That is friggn hilarious.
 

Boomyal

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Originally posted by Haut Medoc:<br /> Thank you for being socially conscious & recycling! Your senator loves you for it ;) :p :) .....JK
The truth really hurts, huh HM/JK?
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

No pain here....Clark co. is still King co.'s whippin' boy, btw..<br />Have we made you bumpkins start recycling yet? Send more tax $....<br />I'll get that program started.....<br />You are entitled to as much Hanford water as you want...<br />For drinking purposes :) ....JK
 

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

It is easy to ridicule anyone in public life for being out of touch with reality.<br /><br />The fundamental difference is one side needs to invent phony news stories in order to do it, where the other side needs only to review actual transcripts of speeches to achieve the same goal.
 

heycods

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Hummm Its off to a slow start but it could turn into a TROLL :D
 

RubberFrog

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Still funny!<br />Let me tell you something about DC- if we get even a half inch of predicted snow (doesn't have to actually snow) they close down ALL the schools AND the government. For real. No shiite. I'm serious.
 

Triton II

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Re: Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Ha, ha SS. Some of that is a little over my head but even this here Aussie had a laugh... thanks! :)
 
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