Mr.Ladyfish
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2003
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Two ladies of the evening were riding around town<br />with a sign on top of their car which said:<br /><br />"Two Prost*tes -- $50.00." <br /><br />A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.<br /><br />Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:<br />"JESUS SAVES."<br /><br />One of the girls asked the officer,<br />"How come you don't stop them?!"<br /><br />"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . <br />"Their sign pertains to religion."<br /><br />So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.<br /><br />The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.<br /><br />Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:<br /><br />"Two Fallen Angels<br />Seeking Peter -- $50.00."
