chainsaw method

[mercury16]

what is the chainsaw method? please.

 

[TxRiverRat]

Re: chainsaw method

I suggest you try Dr. Ruth's new sex-guide.

 

[evin300]

Re: chainsaw method

TxRiverRat, what is with people from Texas? You guys are hilarious! Still laughing to hard to type. <br /><br />mercury16, do a "Search" using the word Chainsaw, and you can read all about this modern method of rough love, for your boat!<br /><br />In this forum, a page or two back, 12Footer started a thread about using "rotary or circular saws for deck cutting" I think I wrote a novel about using a chainsaw by the time it was over. Hooty, will probably never let this one die! But they really do work extremely well. Good Luck

 

[singerjr]

Re: chainsaw method

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.<br /><br />On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." <br />(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)<br />

 

[62_Kiwi]

Re: chainsaw method

That's it !! Now the warning on the Swedish chainsaw makes perfect sense !! <br /><br />....they saw the "Chainsaw Method" in Dr Ruth's new sex guide. (Doesn't bear thinking about)

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: chainsaw method

That type of pain reminds me of the biker who got his privates caught in a bear trap while taking a dump. It was the first time he said he ever felt pain. He said the second time he felt pain worse was when the slack ran out of the chain! OUCH!!

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

Re: chainsaw method

I don't know about Dr. Ruths method of the Chainsaw. But my version of the chainsaw method is using a chainsaw to remove bulkhead, flooring, or anything that has fiverglass over wood that you want to remove. <br />I promise I won't use my hands or other body parts to stop the blade. That is what my free loading buddies are for!

 

[Hooty]

Re: chainsaw method

When I was a young man, I believe I coulda stopped that chainsaw. Made it smoke anyway.<br /><br />Seems like it anyhow.<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />hooty

 

[TxRiverRat]

Re: chainsaw method

Evin300: What can I say? It just sounded like a new form of birth control to me - you know, your wife has a live chain saw you wouldn't go near her right?? <br /><br />SSMayfloat: he got his genitals stuck in a bear trap from behind??? Who was he Long Dong Silver? Jeez! Musta been hung like a bull!<br /><br />I think Banana Bob could stop the chainsaw with his teeth (or dentures at his age)...