Chickens

heycods

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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4
pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the
space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate
the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength
of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a
gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled
out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment,
along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for
suggestions.

(You're gonna love this . . .)

NASA responded with a one-line memo --

"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)
 

roncoop75

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Re: Chickens

Mythbusters did a show doing this with chickens and I think turkeys too.

Amazing the amount of damage they can do, even thawed if you get them going fast enough.
 

JB

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Re: Chickens

Sometime in the late 50s, approaching Kodiak NAS in a R6D (C118, DC6B) we collided with a flock of gulls at about 180kt.

Incredibly loud bangs. Liquified gull spread on starboard windscreen without breaking it. Busted radome and dented up skin the only damage. . . (except for a change of underwear).
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Chickens

"US Airways Flight 1549 was a scheduled commercial passenger flight from New York City to Charlotte, North Carolina that, on January 15, 2009, was successfully ditched in the Hudson River adjacent to midtown Manhattan six minutes after takeoff from LaGuardia Airport after being disabled by striking a flock of Canada Geese during its initial climb out" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549

Hmmmmm :rolleyes:
 

avenger79

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Re: Chickens

gee i would have though we all knew that one was just a joke.

I can say chickens make a mess of your back yard though. i think they put out as much as they take in. supposed to be good fertilizer though. I do have a nice green lawn. LOL
 

stic88

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Re: Chickens

"US Airways Flight 1549 was a scheduled commercial passenger flight from New York City to Charlotte, North Carolina that, on January 15, 2009, was successfully ditched in the Hudson River adjacent to midtown Manhattan six minutes after takeoff from LaGuardia Airport after being disabled by striking a flock of Canada Geese during its initial climb out" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549

Hmmmmm :rolleyes:

the canadians have been training "their" geese for years to create mayhem on U.S. airliners. this particular flock was a sleeper cell that had just been activated by the foriegn gov't, but due to the extreme skill of the pilot and the large amounts of training he recieved everyone was uninjured and the plane was brought safely into the water.
 

bandit86

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Re: Chickens

the canadians have been training "their" geese for years to create mayhem on U.S. airliners. this particular flock was a sleeper cell that had just been activated by the foriegn gov't, but due to the extreme skill of the pilot and the large amounts of training he recieved everyone was uninjured and the plane was brought safely into the water.

Dude, it was Canadian geese, abducteb by muslim extremist bent on global domination to bring havoc on the states. Originally they were supposed to fly over the airport and drop a load over the parking lot and make people have to deal weeth week old turds on the windshield after coming back from a trip. Unfortunately, somebody couldnt plan ahead properly.
 

stic88

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Re: Chickens

Dude, it was Canadian geese, abducteb by muslim extremist bent on global domination to bring havoc on the states. Originally they were supposed to fly over the airport and drop a load over the parking lot and make people have to deal weeth week old turds on the windshield after coming back from a trip. Unfortunately, somebody couldnt plan ahead properly.

sorry i was misinformed. lol....
 

j_martin

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Re: Chickens

Terrorist Geese
 

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dlindeblad

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Re: Chickens

Sometime in the late 50s, approaching Kodiak NAS in a R6D (C118, DC6B) we collided with a flock of gulls at about 180kt.

Incredibly loud bangs. Liquified gull spread on starboard windscreen without breaking it. Busted radome and dented up skin the only damage. . . (except for a change of underwear).

And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day...... Sorry couldn't help throwing a Flock Of Seagulls song in there :cool:
 
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