KeltonKrew
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.<br /> <br />"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."<br /> <br />The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.<br />He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.<br /> <br />You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.<br /> <br />The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.<br />He shook them and said, "They're bells".<br /> <br />Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.<br /> <br />The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"<br /> <br />The man replied, "They're Carols".
