CLINICALLY PROVEN.....

[jrttoday]

is this some sort of disclaimer that really means, "we know our product is useless, but we're going to market it anyway and this advertisement has been clinically proven to get your money".
Is it a code for "snake oil", or does some of this stuff work? I saw an ad last night for something made from jellyfish claiming to help with short-term memory, but can't remember what it's called. Maybe I need it :lol:

Seems like everytime I turn around, there's something new claiming this or that. There are so many new pillows on the market, I'm not sure I want to bother with my idea. It's a Wi-Fi Pillow!! people can then Facebook in their sleep :lol:

 

[Grub54891]

I'm clinically proven insane, but you wouldn't know it by looking.....lol

 

[jrttoday]

I hope not! If people could tell how insane we are just by looking, they'd avoid us like the plague lol. I regularly post my insanity on iboats :facepalm:; guess that's why people avoid me..... :lol:

 

[gm280]

Well I know they tested me and found nothing. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. :facepalm:

I have to laugh myself with the varied commercials they pesent these days. And the fast talking disclaimers are the best. If you have stomach problems, buy this product for fast temporary relief. Some side effects are loose bowels, constipation, headaches, blurred and/or double vision, lower back pain, chronic coughing, light-headedness, vertigo, bloody stools, trouble urinating, trouble swallowing, stomach pain, indigestion, nausea with or without vomiting. So how do you really know if the product is working or you just have one of the side effects.? :noidea:

 

[jrttoday]

guessing we all wonder if keeping our illness isn't better than the cure....