demonicvanguard
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- Aug 23, 2002
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Miller Q Boat Line invites you to spend a fun-filled day on an island in Ohio at Put-it-in-Bay!<br /><br />Visit our National Monument's new visitor's center, scheduled to open Oct. 20th, 2002. Take a narrated tour of the island, our caves, trenches, holes, garbage dump, cess-pool, and the 100 plus year-old winery, where you can get drunk as all-get-out without people judging you.<br />Unwind in our downtown Village Park overlooking scenic Put-it-in-Bay Harbor. Stroll the streets and see the town bums, pick-pockets, and perverts!Also, enjoy the Victorian architecture displaying pictures of naked guys holding bizarre items!<br />The kids will enjoy the "taffy pull" put on by the local Catholic Church plus they can catch the view from the top of Popes Point where they can play a round of putt-putt with a friendly priest! <br />And remember -- half the fun is getting here. Miller Q Boat Line runs scheduled trips every 2.5 minutes between Crackhouse Point and Put-it-in-Bay. We make the quickest trip to the island with an 18-minute ride followed by a severe beating from the town locals. We also are the only ferry to run NOS systems thus to ensure a gut-wrenching experience!<br />Please take some time to browse our website. It shows our mission statement plus all of our staffs criminal records. Our Put-it-in-Bay and Middle SeaBass Island schedules for 2002 are posted and you can print out your own copy of our schedule on your printer. We are extending our summer evening service this season to 3am so that we can accomodate the Bar Crowd from the mainland.<br /><br />We've also provided several links to Put-it-in-Bay attractions and other areas related to planning a trip to the island we believe you will find helpful. We also have links to our Doc. Jonsons lube site, which will provide you with countless resources and pictures of wonderful people!<br />Is your group planning a trip to Put-it-in-Bay? Call us at 800-500-meat for information on group rates.