Crs Syndrome

[Tyme2fish]

Tyme has been affected with CRS Syndrome. (Can't Remember Stuff)
Yesterday was the first time in over 6 weeks that I had my boat out. I was sitting in the anchored boat when I finally remembered that I hadn't checked to see that the drain plug was inserted. Thankfully it was, but through no effort on my part.
Then I went to open one of my bait containers and found out that I brought along a full tub of margarine. My bait was in a similar container, now sitting at home. (I thought). When I got home, I couldn't find that bait container anywhere. I go back to the boat and see it stored under the driver's console.
Today, when I'm half way to the launch I remembered that I forgot my wallet. No driver's license. No fishing license on my person. No money or credit cards.
I think I'll spend the remainder of the week sitting beside my pool!!!!!

 

[valkyr]

Re: Crs Syndrome

Do you _have_ a pool??

 

[stan_deezy]

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"A full tub of margarine" !!

Bet your sandwiches tasted funny and wriggly too!


Edit: oh my!! My promotion to Lt Commander and the post starts with a tub full of margarine!! Who'd have guessed!

 

[MikDee]

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CRS syndrom, I don't know, I think I had that all my life? ,,, either that or?,,, does it get worse when your an old fart like me?,,, or is it a relapse

 

[dickenscpa]

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Sounds like something I would do. My wife is real squeamish. I bought two containers of nightcrawlers for my son and I to fish one Saturday. We never got a bite and I had a full container and basically a second full container left. We were gonna go again the next day after Church.

Around here nightcrawlers come in a baby blue colored plastic bowl with lid. My wife saves every Cool Whip bowl and those Glad tupper ware like bowls that sandwhich meat comes in. She was ADAMANT that I was NOT putting worms in her fridge. I act like I'm complying and I get a coupla redneck refurbs of hers and put the worms in there and in the fridge.

Apparently the disguise was too good. They were discovered in a very inappropriate way while she was trying to cook Sunday lunch.

 

[CATransplant]

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Sounds like something I would do. My wife is real squeamish. I bought two containers of nightcrawlers for my son and I to fish one Saturday. We never got a bite and I had a full container and basically a second full container left. We were gonna go again the next day after Church.

Around here nightcrawlers come in a baby blue colored plastic bowl with lid. My wife saves every Cool Whip bowl and those Glad tupper ware like bowls that sandwhich meat comes in. She was ADAMANT that I was NOT putting worms in her fridge. I act like I'm complying and I get a coupla redneck refurbs of hers and put the worms in there and in the fridge.

Apparently the disguise was too good. They were discovered in a very inappropriate way while she was trying to cook Sunday lunch.

Oops. Every man needs a refrigerator of his own, out in the garage. Worms, beer, a container of leeches. I mean...it's a must. You can pick up one of those little bar units for about $100. Do it or risk everything!

 

[just plain ole Bill]

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Or you could be like us single guys and put whatever you want in the fridge. You can leave the crawlers in the original container and over the course of a few days push it to the back, then farther back.

I know there is some salsa in here somewhere...Oh, what's that? Oh yea, I remember those guys. Gee...been in there quite a while.

Speaking from experience...DON'T OPEN THE BOX! Take it directly outside and place it gingerly into the can, close the lid and dash back into the house. Hopefully the neighbors won't see you and wonder why you're putting something in their trash can. You could always tell them you thought it was your can...CRS.

 

[95yj]

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You mean you're supposed to put FOOD in the fridge??

 

[Nova II 260]

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Tyme, just remember that CRS becomes CRAFT's disease when you're at my age. Can't Remember A F*** Thing

 

[stan_deezy]

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You mean you're supposed to put FOOD in the fridge??

That's like when a recipe calls for left-over wine

 

[Tyme2fish]

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Ok, here's the big surprise on the bait I thought I left behind. I had marinated cut up chicken breasts in Strawberry Jello as a catfish bait. My wife saw me preparing the bait.
She doesn't care what I put in the fridge, the one in the kitchen or the one in the garage. Had some nightcrawlers that finally deceased and I didn't know that till I opened the container on the boat.
But CRS Syndrome is a thing that happens to all of us, sooner or later!!!

 

[Tyme2fish]

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Do you _have_ a pool??

Yes, but the pool is green because I forgot to add the chemicals!!!

 

[heycods]

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Bad news Time. It dont get better!