Dave Abrahamson
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A New York family of baseball supporters headed out one Saturday to shop <br />for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a <br />Red Sox jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox <br />fan and I would like this Boston jersey for my birthday." <br /><br />His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his head <br />and says, "Go talk to mother." <br /><br />Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. <br /><br />"Mom?" <br /><br />"Yes, son?" <br /><br />"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey <br />for my birthday." <br /><br />The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and <br />says, "Go talk to your father!" <br /><br />Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father. <br /><br />Dad?" <br /><br />"Yes, son?" <br /><br />"I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this jersey <br />for my birthday." <br /><br />The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his head <br />and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" <br /><br />About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards <br />home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned <br />something today?" <br /><br />The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." <br /><br />"Good son, what is it?" <br /><br />The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I already <br />hate you Yankee b%$$*#ds." 
