Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

JoeW

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "Kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "Beers", men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that: "something bad" occurred. At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like--minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Boat Docks" in the yellow pages.<br /> :D :D :D
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Beer Contains Traces of Female Hormones<br /><br />Scientists have demonstrated that beer contains traces of female hormones.<br /><br />To prove their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, were frequently overcome by emotion, and couldn't drive.
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

That explains it!! I am aware of their ploy now, I won't have to chew my arm off anymore to get away in the morning :D
 

tylerin

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Yeah I too have been a victim of this crime. But they've been using Shirly Temples on me instead of beer :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Wow, horrific looking women could get you home with shirley temples? That's disgusting :cool:
 

tylerin

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Hey Gaugeguy, any port in a storm :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Ouch! :D With some of the hags I've woken up with (Way too much "liquid man" :D ) I should have stayed at sea :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

OK, OK, it was only one hag, a big hag :eek: Woke up with a severe hangover to a little boy asking me if I was his daddy :confused: I ran away soooo fast, that was a bad one. :eek:
 

Ralph 123

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

It is a magical elixir - it can turn a dog into a fox after consuming as little at 24 ozs :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

breakfast, shower, morning pleasantries, left articles of clothing, you name it, I was outta there in a hurry :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

It's too bad me and the boys weren't "hoggin" that night, I would have taken all of their money :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

You never heard of hoggin? A bunch of guys get together at the bar, and whoever picks up, and goes home with the biggest, nastiest, scariest woman "wins" :rolleyes: Usually everybody throws in a sum of money (20-50 bucks) to make it worthwhile for the "winner" :p
 

boatingfool

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

Why is it if a man & a woman meet and a bar and are both drunk and end up bumping uglies it is the guy who took advantage of the girl because she was drunk.<br /><br />A man is responsible for his actions when he is drunk but a woman isnt??<br /><br />I never understood that.
 

tylerin

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

I was driving my sons and a few of his friends(14 yrs) home from a ballgame the other day and one of his more vocal friends says "Look a Butterface" I said "what" :confused: he says "yea everything looked good but her face" :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

:D I've heard "she has Ed Zachery disease" Her face looks ed zachery like her rump. Works well with oriental accent. :D
 

boatingfool

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Re: Date Rape Drug Warning for MEN!

A woman tells her husband after being married for 15 years that she wants to spend $3,000 on a boob job.<br /><br />The husband tells her she does not need to spend that kind of money. In fact he knows how she can make her boobs bigger for next to nothing.<br /><br />Now he has his wifes attention so she asks him how.<br /><br />He tells her to take some toilet paper and rub it between her boobs a couple of times a day.<br /><br />How is that suppose to work?? she asks.<br /><br />Her husband tells her ; I'm not sure but it worked on your A$$ didnt it??
 
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