Dear Abby joke

Cptkid570

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Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat into the yard for repairs?

Signed,
Concerned Boater in Beaumont
 

rbh

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Re: Dear Abby joke

At least he has his priorities straight:D
 

Splat

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Re: Dear Abby joke

This does pose a good question tho... What's cxheaper... A divorce or a boat?


Bill
 

Fl_Richard

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Re: Dear Abby joke

FYI - She knows you saw us in the car while you were crouched under the boat.

Man that girl can........
 

slasmith1

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Re: Dear Abby joke

does anyone know a good way to clean coffee off my computer? the punch line just made me spit mine all over my lap top.:D
 

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Re: Dear Abby joke

I;ve read it before except it was a motorcycle he was behind and the sprocket was worn....LOL
 

eaglejim

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Re: Dear Abby joke

That was good can't wait to tell that one tomorrow
 
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