Decoding Women's personal ads..

[snapperbait]

> > * 40-ish..................................49
> >
> > * Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
> >
> > * Athletic................................No breasts.
> >
> > * Average looking.....................Moooo.
> >
> > * Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
> >
> > * Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
> >
> > * Feminist...............................Fat.
> >
> > * Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
> >
> > * Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
> >
> > * New-Age................................Body hair in the wrong places.
> >
> >
> > * Open-minded.........................Desperate.
> >
> > * Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
> >
> > * Professional............................Bitchy.
> >
> > * Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
> >
> > * Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
> >
> > * Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

PLUS! the bonus...Dictionary for decoding Women's english...

> > * Yes.....................................No
> >
> > * No.....................................Yes
> >
> > * Maybe.................................No
> >
> > * We need...............................I want
> >
> > * I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
> >
> > * We need to talk.......................You're in trouble
> >
> > * Sure, go ahead.......................You better not
> >
> > * Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
> >
> > * I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
> >
> > * You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

 

[Haut Medoc]

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8)8)8)

 

[JRJ]

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8)8)8)

 

[Reel Poor]

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8) 8) 8)

 

[Bass Man Bruce]

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8)8)8)

 

[puddle jumper]

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I can relate to some of those8)8)8)

 

[QC]

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8) 8) 8)

Guy manual:

Is sex all you ever think about?

Yes.

 

[Tail_Gunner]

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If i could only get this thing to work........:'(

Ya think id get up for the Nobel Peace Award ????

 

[OldMercsRule]

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8)8)8)

 

[xtraham]

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and boy they can remember dates that we did something wrong.........
from waaaayyyy back

 

[OldMercsRule]

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and boy they can remember dates that we did something wrong.........
from waaaayyyy back

Yup, But that's after ya got weak and responded to one of those catchy lines, and the bait was good enough to set the hook.8)8)8)

 

[Boomyal]

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and boy they can remember dates that we did something wrong.........
from waaaayyyy back

Ain't that the truth. You thought the (usually) little incident was long buried and forgotten, then Whamo, back it comes at ya. :%

 

[QC]

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and boy they can remember dates that we did something wrong.........
from waaaayyyy back

So? I can remember dates when she did something really good too . . .

 

[xtraham]

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and boy they can remember dates that we did something wrong.........
from waaaayyyy back

So? I can remember dates when she did something really good too . . .

But..........it wouldn't be so bad if what I did was really good :'(