Did You Know That? (C&P)

oddjob

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Did You Know That? <br /><br />Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost <br /><br />immediately--without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional <br /><br />pain "relievers." <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled <br /><br />with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong <br /><br />Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in <br /><br />1/2 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a <br /><br />massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and <br /><br />take 1Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in <br /><br />a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer <br /><br />begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though <br /><br />the product was never been advertised for this use. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of preparation <br /><br />H, carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment <br /><br />acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Honey remedy for skin blemishes...... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey <br /><br />and place a band-aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin, sterile, <br /><br />and speeds healing. Works overnight. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Listerine therapy for toenail fungus.... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by <br /><br />soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves <br /><br />your toenails looking healthy again. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Easy eyeglass protection.... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from <br /><br />loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the <br /><br />threads of the screws before tightening them. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just <br /><br />saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The <br /><br />phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer.... If menacing bees, wasps, <br /><br />hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, <br /><br />try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Smart splinter remover..... just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue all over the <br /><br />splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the <br /><br />dried glue. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Hunt's tomato paste boil cure.... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as <br /><br />a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the <br /><br />boil to a head. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Balm for broken blisters..... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops <br /><br />of Listerine....a powerful antiseptic & Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak <br /><br />a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The <br /><br />vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few <br /><br />drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to <br /><br />avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, <br /><br />simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly <br /><br />making your dog smell springtime fresh. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Eliminate ear mites.... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in your <br /><br />cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 <br /><br />days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates <br /><br />healing. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Vaseline cure for hair balls..... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a <br /><br />dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the <br /><br />jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the <br /><br />digestive system. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups <br /><br />of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for <br /><br />1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief <br /><br />from arthritis pain. <br /><br />__________________________________________________________ <br /><br />A Safety Tip..... <br /><br />A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her <br /><br />car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater <br /><br />and Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive, when her car suddenly <br /><br />began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously <br /><br />injured but very stunned at the sudden occurrence. <br /><br />When she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told <br /><br />her something that every driver should know - NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN <br /><br />WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL ON. She had thought she was being <br /><br />cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a safe, consistent <br /><br />speed in the rain. But the highway patrolman told her that if the cruise <br /><br />control is on and your car begins to hydroplane - when your tires lose <br /><br />contact with the pavement - your car will accelerate to a higher rate of <br /><br />speed and you take off like an airplane. She told the patrolman that was <br /><br />exactly what had occurred. <br /><br />We all know you have little or no control over a car when it begins <br /><br />to hydroplane. You are at the mercy of the Good Lord. The highway patrol <br /><br />estimated her car was actually travelling through the air at 10 to 15 <br /><br />miles per hour faster than the speed set on the cruise control. <br /><br />The patrolman said this warning should be listed on the drivers <br /><br />seat sunvisor - NEVER USE THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN THE <br /><br />PAVEMENT IS WET OR ICY - along with the airbag warning. <br /><br />We tell our teenagers to set the cruise control and drive a safe <br /><br />speed but we don't tell them to use the cruise control only when the <br /><br />pavement is dry. The only person the accident victim found, who <br /><br />knew this (besides the patrolman), was a man who had had a similar <br /><br />accident, totaled his car and sustained severe injuries. <br /><br />If you send this to 15 people and only one of them doesn't know <br /><br />about this, then it was all worth it. You might have saved a life.
 

mellowyellow

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Re: Did You Know That? (C&P)

cool stuff :cool: <br />to keep drains cleared, pour a box of baking soda<br />into drain, then pour in a few cups of vinegar.<br />works better than drano for me :)
 

roscoe

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Lots of myths there, several that I know don't work.
 

Bassy

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That is very helpful info. Thanks!
 

gaugeguy

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You should share the myths with us Roscoe before I go home and stuff my hands in some oatmeal, or rub preparation H under my eyes :D :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Did You Know That? (C&P)

gaugeguy, the prep-H does work. Its also great for burns. :)
 

gaugeguy

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Well LF, I think they do advertise it to relieve burning and itching! :D Just can't see smearing it under my eyes :p
 

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Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in <br /><br />1/2 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a <br /><br />massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. <br />
Good to fry taters or steak in too! :D
 

roscoe

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Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Don't work for me. Besides, they leave you with an awful aftertaste and breath, so you have to keep eating them.<br /><br />
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly--even though the product was never been advertised for this use.
OH WOW, Seltzer water, the new meracle cure for bacterial infections!!!!<br /><br />
Sore Throat?? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 Tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. <br />
Now momentarily topically applied vinegar is going to kill an internal bacteria.<br /><br />Somehow, I don't think pouring acid down a sore throat will make it feel better either.<br /><br />
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus.... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again. <br /><br />
The "powerful antiseptic" is water and alcohol, so why not just use alcohol? Because, here again, the fungus is inside, under the skin, at the nail base.<br /><br />
Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak <br />a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour.
Why not apple cider vinegar?<br />Why Heinz?<br />And how will a 4% (diluted to <1%) acid solution on my skin help it to heal?<br /><br />
This message brought to you by the makers of AlkaSeltzer, Colgate, Listerine, Heinz, Phillip Morris/Kraft Foods, and the Univ of Florida, et al.
 

Paul Moir

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The last one doesn't make sense. The car doesn't know how fast your going relitive to the earth. If it slips, it thinks it's going faster so it slows.<br /><br />Paul Moir from icey Canada.
 

oddjob

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Here's one thats NOT a cut and paste that I forgot to include...rosco, "take it all with a grain of salt". :cool: :)
 
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