Khanhfucious
Seaman Apprentice
- Joined
- Jul 8, 2006
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- 32
To celebrate my ttle sister's birthday today, we went to the lake. A total of 3 boats, and lots of people.
We decided to go tubing.
1. My shorts started slipping. When I waved for them to stop, they gave the boat more gas, resulting in my cousin flying clean off, which in turn made me fly off. Sitting in the water, Im thinking to myself "why does it feel weird down there?" and realized I had no shorts on. Looked around and saw my shorts floating 3 lenghts away.
2. My cousin went by himself. I was driving, his brother was spotting. I did a figure 8, tossed him clear out of the wake, and kept going in the circle to keep him outside. We hit another boat's wake, and he was off the tube. He came swimming back up, only to realize he was exposing himself.
4. same situation as above, the spotter and tuber switched positions, same driving, same reason for flying off, except his shorts stayed on, but his boxers ripped. (how does this happen?)
5. My uncle decided just trying to stay on was too easy. He attached a rope to the handles, held onto the rope, and stood up. My dad was driving, I was driving the chase boat, one of his sons was spotting. He went outside the boat's wake, fell, and had the rope wrap around his leg, giving him rope burn, tearing his skin, and tore the muscle. I had to drive him to the ER.
6. While driving our boat, I had a pretty open lake, no chop, only me on board, I was crusing along at around 50MPH. 1 PWCs were going to jump my wake, and they were going to attempt to clear each other. They ended up hitting each other, resulting in a cracked hull on one PWC, and the rubber trim on the other to go missing. Police arrive, decide its both of their faults, both are fined $500. Somehow, a fight started, and the culprits were hauled away, with the local PD towing away their PWCs.
We decided to go tubing.
1. My shorts started slipping. When I waved for them to stop, they gave the boat more gas, resulting in my cousin flying clean off, which in turn made me fly off. Sitting in the water, Im thinking to myself "why does it feel weird down there?" and realized I had no shorts on. Looked around and saw my shorts floating 3 lenghts away.
2. My cousin went by himself. I was driving, his brother was spotting. I did a figure 8, tossed him clear out of the wake, and kept going in the circle to keep him outside. We hit another boat's wake, and he was off the tube. He came swimming back up, only to realize he was exposing himself.
4. same situation as above, the spotter and tuber switched positions, same driving, same reason for flying off, except his shorts stayed on, but his boxers ripped. (how does this happen?)
5. My uncle decided just trying to stay on was too easy. He attached a rope to the handles, held onto the rope, and stood up. My dad was driving, I was driving the chase boat, one of his sons was spotting. He went outside the boat's wake, fell, and had the rope wrap around his leg, giving him rope burn, tearing his skin, and tore the muscle. I had to drive him to the ER.
6. While driving our boat, I had a pretty open lake, no chop, only me on board, I was crusing along at around 50MPH. 1 PWCs were going to jump my wake, and they were going to attempt to clear each other. They ended up hitting each other, resulting in a cracked hull on one PWC, and the rubber trim on the other to go missing. Police arrive, decide its both of their faults, both are fined $500. Somehow, a fight started, and the culprits were hauled away, with the local PD towing away their PWCs.
