Everyone has those momments... (as my wife sings "Memories...")

Jerico

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A couple of years ago after rebuilding our first boat off we go to the lake. Unfortunately it had a mid-80's Chrysler outboard. After running about 15 minutes the engine quit. I pulled the cover and started checking to see what went wrong. I hadn't been on a boat in a while and miscalculated the rocking motion. The boat rocked, I didn't, and ended up sitting in the engine cover. I now have a scar on my back from the latch, and my wife will never let me live that one down.

This last weekend taking our second rebuilt boat out, I was idling up to the dock to pick up my wife after she parked the truck. I usually idle toward the dock, then shut it down, let it drift, and move to he bow to catch it. I miscalculated and came in a bit fast bow first. No problem, I'll sit in the front bow seat, hold onto the rails, catch it with my feet and use my legs like shocks. At least that was the quick plan. Sweaty hands slip, and instead of slowing the boat, I end up on my back on the floor between the bow seats. I'll probably never live that one down either..... :)
 

CATransplant

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Re: Everyone has those momments... (as my wife sings "Memories...")

And the moral of the story is: Never take your wife with you. :D
 

Rob454

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Re: Everyone has those momments... (as my wife sings "Memories...")

Not boats but jet skis. My wife and I bought jet skis. we were going out and I decided it would be a good time for us to ride together on my ski. So she gets on and we go. She gets scared easy so i was only doing 30 or so. Well her hat flies off ( its one of those clip on hat brim things) she tells me to go back. Well i say no its gone so she said go back now I say no. she smacks me in the head and tells me to go back so i slowed and started to turn. she grabs my shoulders and starts to push me one way and the other. i say what the f are you doing. she said youre going too fast. i said Im barely moving cause youre such a scaredy cat.. so she smacks me again. So as i turn I goose the throttle and she falls in the river. My buddy and his wife and a bunch of people could see and hear the whole conversation. my buddy swims out and drags her back to shore. I came in with her stupid hat a few minutes later. to this day she wont let me live that down.
 

tomatolord

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Re: Everyone has those momments... (as my wife sings "Memories...")

well i have to put this one in...

I have a twin brother..and over the years it has been *** for tat. very friendly but we never miss a chance....

so we were pulling into some deleware river ramp I was driving and he was in the bow ready to jump out to the dock..

well he was a little too ready

so i goosed it - just a tad..

he went flying back

I was laughing so hard i was crying, even to this day...

He came up with an oar and murder in his eyes...

but when he saw me laughin he started started laughing too.

fun times..

tlord
 
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