Ex girlfriend called....

[Dave Abrahamson]

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. <br />We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. <br />I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.<br /><br />"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. <br />I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."<br /><br />She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! <br /><br />"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a Waistband that's a few inches wider these days. <br /><br />She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.<br /><br />"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled. <br /><br />That's when I hung up.

 

[brother chris]

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<br /><br /><br />"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled. <br /><br />That's when I hung up. [/QB][/QUOTE<br /><br />hehehe!!!

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Man thats rough!!!! <br /><br />Ken

 

[Ron G]

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Booty call aint nothing wrong with a few pounds.

 

[LadyFish]

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OUCH! <br /><br />I hope you're kidding Dave. Some girls only put on 5-10 pounds and think they're fat. You could be missing out.<br /><br />Besides if she's lowering her weight/hair standard, maybe you should do the same.

 

[Fly Rod]

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What's her phone number!!!!

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

Re: Ex girlfriend called....

Originally posted by LadyFish:<br /> OUCH! <br /><br />I hope you're kidding Dave.

I am LF, I am...Please keep me off your list

 

[one more cast]

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I was always told that chubby girls are really wild in the sack because they don't get it that often. <br /><br /> Bad OMC Bad

 

[18rabbit]

Re: Ex girlfriend called....

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. <br />We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. <br />I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.<br /><br />"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. <br />I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."<br /><br />She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! <br /><br />"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a Waistband that's a few inches wider these days. <br /><br />She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.<br /><br />I said, “I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”

 

[gonefishie]

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yeah Dave! if there are no string attached, I'll at least see what's exactly a couple pounds is and if she still have all her teeth.

 

[rwise]

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all teeth missing can be fun too

 

[RPJS]

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Originally posted by One More Cast:<br /> I was always told that chubby girls are really wild in the sack because they don't get it that often. <br /><br /> Bad OMC Bad

And when they do their grateful

 

[KRS]

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It was 5 lbs of breast implants

 

[MYTJC]

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always nice to have a friend like that......My female Jr high school GF always is willing to help a friend out, anytime ~~

 

[MRS]

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So Dave whats the problem just make sure she is not looking for a place to move into asap.

 

[heycods]

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Cold heartless beast. I was just saving blon... uhh ladyfish the trouble of posting.

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by RPJS:<br />

Originally posted by One More Cast:<br /> I was always told that chubby girls are really wild in the sack because they don't get it that often. <br /><br /> Bad OMC Bad

And when they do their grateful

I thought that was women over forty:<br /> They do it well<br /> They think it's swell<br /> They never tell<br /> and they're grateful as hell

 

[treedancer]

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Maybe she was trying to introduce you to your long lost son and get some back child support.