Family Budget

[Bob_VT]

My wife asked me to cut back on expenses, so I gave up drinking beer. I wasn't a big drinker anyway.<br /><br /><br />Then I found a receipt for $45 for makeup.<br /><br /><br />"Wait a minute!" I said to my wife. "I gave up beer; you haven't given up anything!"<br /><br /><br />"I buy makeup so I look pretty for you," she replied.<br /><br /><br />I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" ...<br /><br /><br />I don't think she'll be back.<br /><br />

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Family Budget

OMG

<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Family Budget

Let's check out the archives before posting jokes. <br />Originally posted by Tyme2fish

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Family Budget

I've seen that one several times......JK