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The first of more idiot stories from Florida.................
Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum ? including store receipt
Neil Lansing was arrested Friday on a petty theft charge. When he appeared in court, a judge ordered him to jail.
At the jail, as corrections officers were performing their routine cell block search, they noticed something unusual about Lansing: He had part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.
According to sheriff's officials, inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon, reports the Herald-Tribune.
Now, that's what FloriDUH Headquarters calls one big fanny pack...
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he brought a drug and a tobacco product into the Sarasota County Jail.
Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum ? including store receipt
Neil Lansing was arrested Friday on a petty theft charge. When he appeared in court, a judge ordered him to jail.
At the jail, as corrections officers were performing their routine cell block search, they noticed something unusual about Lansing: He had part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, reports the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.
According to sheriff's officials, inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon, reports the Herald-Tribune.
Now, that's what FloriDUH Headquarters calls one big fanny pack...
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he brought a drug and a tobacco product into the Sarasota County Jail.
