bekosh
Lieutenant
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2004
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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Phone rings and......[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]"Hello?' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Hi honey.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]This is Daddy. [/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Is Mommy near the phone?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'No Daddy.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]After a brief pause,[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Brief Pause.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'I did it Daddy.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'And what happened honey?' he asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Well, Mommy got all scared and jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Oh my God!!![/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]What about your Uncle Paul?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Long Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Longer Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Even Longer Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Then Daddy says,[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Swimming pool? [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Is this[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]555-5731?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]
[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]"Hello?' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Hi honey.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]This is Daddy. [/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Is Mommy near the phone?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'No Daddy.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]After a brief pause,[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Brief Pause.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Okay Daddy, just a minute.' [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'I did it Daddy.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'And what happened honey?' he asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Well, Mommy got all scared and jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Oh my God!!![/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]What about your Uncle Paul?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Long Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Longer Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]***Even Longer Pause***[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Then Daddy says,[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]'Swimming pool? [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Is this[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]555-5731?'[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]
[/FONT]
