SlowlySinking
Master Chief Petty Officer
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- Oct 31, 2002
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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: <br /> <br /><br />BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. <br /> <br /><br />FORM A LOOSE GRIP. <br /> <br /><br />KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! <br /> <br /><br />AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. <br /> <br /><br />STAY OUT OF THE WATER. <br /> <br /><br />TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. <br /> <br /><br />IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. <br /> <br /><br />DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. <br /> <br /><br />QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. <br /> <br /><br />DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. <br /> <br /><br />WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF<br /><br />This is provided for your enjoyment, it is not meant to be anything else,,, 
