good southern manners

tashasdaddy

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Subject: Good Southern Manners

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural south
Texas on the opening day of deer season. They both saw a
trophy-class buck meandering towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to
shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.

The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head
bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was long gone

The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most sportsmanlike act
I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing such
compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a
great humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!"

The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42 years."
 

wncrjb

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Re: good southern manners

Now that one is good........
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wildmaninal

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Re: good southern manners

That's bad :D:D:D. I hope if I have a future wife she isn't out having her nails done when my funeral is in session :D, I would half to come back and haunt her.
 

aspeck

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Re: good southern manners

Sounds about right to me ... this northerner will give up a lot of things, but huntin' ain't one of 'em!
 
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