Got a few

Scoop

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Sorry none involve boat though

1. Saw a guy driving the other day. He had one bare foot hanging out the driver's window.

2. Saw a 26' straight truck pull out of a gas station. He forgot to put the cap back on his fuel tank. Every stop, start and bump sloshed more diesel out. During quick turns, the diesel would shoot out. I did get next to the guy on the freeway honked and let him know. Luckily this was in Madison on the belltline so we were all stopped for a few seconds. He knew exactly why I was honking. He jumped out and put the cap back on.

3. During a snow storm, one of my friends stopped to help someone that had slid off a ramp on to the highway. While he was helping the one guy, another guy decided he would rocket down the same ramp pulling 4 snowmobiles. He hit the slick spot and the trailer whipped around and took out my friend. Luckily he survived. Lots of broken bones.

4. Was on the interstate early this year. It was one of those days where the humidity from the air freezes onto the pavment. Two vehicles in front of me, a woman was driving a brand new Crew Cab Ford truck. She hit the ice and immediately her truck did a 90 degree turn at 65 MPH into the Jersey barrier. I saw the whole truck (Huge truck) go totally airborne land and then do a 360. Still don't know how it did not roll. Almost, but not quite.

The battery had popped out of the engine compartment and was sitting on top of the radiator. The horn was going off until the fire dept cut the battery cable. The jersey barrier had a huge chunk broken out of it from the widest part to the top. The woman got out of the truck in total shock, but she was unhurt.

When the fire department had things in control and 911 unlocked my cell phone, I had to get back into traffic. No one would let me back into traffic. The fire Dept had to go out and stop another lane of traffic to get me back on the road.
 

jall65

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Re: Got a few

Did the woman have lipstick marks all over her face and forehead :D
 

Plainsman

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Re: Got a few

I once saw a lady putting whitener on her tennis shoes at a stop light. She had the shoe on the steering wheel and when the light turned green, she kept up what she was doing steering with the shoe.
 

crunch

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Re: Got a few

jall65 said:
Did the woman have lipstick marks all over her face and forehead :D

Love to see her explain to the cop that she "just didn't see it coming", "I don't know what happened", "There I was, both hands on the wheel....".... of course she can't see her face :devil:

The one I love is when she's "doing" her eyes... while driving down the Freeway at 70.
 

Scoop

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Re: Got a few

Yeah have seen that.

I just saw one car tail-gaiting another within 2' of the car in front at 70 MPH on the interstate. When I got up next to the car, I saw that the car in front was towing the other car with a chain hooked to the bumpers of the cars.

I got the heck away from them. If they stopped, the power brakes on the one being towed would not work too quick without the engine running.
 
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