Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

Barbee Q

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Sit Back and relax.. Relax take a deep breath and take the cigarette out of your mouth.. Deep Breath and out... Relaxed....Now Picture this beautiful setting, out in the mountains lush green wilderness. A small river coming through two small inclines of mountain top, your right there, fishing in the most quite trout hole that you had to hike down to from the county dirt road. The sun is glistening through the trees lighting up the leaves with the late summer colors of early fall.. The sound of the river trickling over the rocks as a nice big 14" trout has your name all over it.. What a gorgeous late afternoon, only two people out here. Me and the man yelling, Ohhhh Nooooo not again.. You look up to see this guy rolling down the dirt path from his pick-up truck. He's gracefully trying to hold on to his small trackle box, pole and this shiny object.. You go to his rescue, of course, after you set your pole in a safe spot, just incase. You arrive at the scene to help, also to find out that shiny thing was a fake leg.. Are you O.K? Ya, but my wife will kill me if I break my new leg.. She'll make me sleep with that stinkin Perdu.. Who's Perdu? Her 150lb pet pig.. Now, I have heard about being in the dog house or having to sleep on the couch on the front porch, but a pig.. That is just not right.. Well, apperantly his last fishing trip he lost his other fake leg.. Oh ya, he told me all about it.. I guess now that I have your full attention... I'm going to leave you hanging... <br />If I get at least 10 response's I'll tell you the rest..
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

Oh ya, he had 3 small trout and they were saved too. Me, I didn't catch a thing, but I did manage to come back with poison oak..
 

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

Speaking of fake legs.... when I was younger I went ice fishing with my dad and a couple of his friend’s one of which at some point lost one of his legs. Now any of you who have experienced a nice Dakota winter day, on the ice knows if the fish aren't biting then there is usually plenty of beer to go around. At some point the guys got the idea to put a nice weight on the gentleman’s pole outside the shack and see how long it would take for him to notice he had a bite. Well a few six packs later and about time to head home they decided to motivate him along and tell him he has a bite. He jumps up trips going out the shack door and hits the ice with the fake leg :eek: needless to say his leg shoots out from under him and goes scooting across the lake one way with him sliding the other towards his pole. Needless to say we all found this quite humorous, but that could've been the beer…. We did cautiously slide his leg back to him and the weight was released to be used another day.
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

That is just to funny... You don't need beer to enjoy that one..
 

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

well if he lost his leg, atleast his wife couldnt beat him with it. :D
 

djzyla1980

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

that is unless... he lost it at home and wife found it...exactly where she told him it was<br /> :D <br /><br /> :confused:
 

djzyla1980

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

Originally posted by Barbara Dee:<br /> That is just to funny... You don't need beer to enjoy that one..
This one counts ...RIGHT??????? :p
 

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

Very funny stuff here!
 

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

#10 now do tell.....
 

Barbee Q

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Re: Guy falls and managed to save his fake leg

OK OK... I just got done writing about my CatTail Story #1 and #2.. I still have #3 to do, but it can wait....<br />Apperately the one-legged guy was fishing in the exact same spot the year before.. This is how he stopped drinking by the way.. Well, I think he slowed down... It was questionable if you know what I mean...<br /> Well, he was fishing and drinking just about in the same spot where I fish, on this big huge rock.. I do have a picture of me on that rock by the way.. He was nice enough to take my picture for me that day I came to his rescue. I have it in my book somewhere, I'll dig it up later and try to e-mail it to this post.. Anyway, he got pretty drunk and took his leg off to get comfy and fell asleep or pass out.. Now remember he is on this huge rock over looking this killer trout hole.. He wakes up 4 hours later to his pole going off. He went to grab it and couldn't decide what to grab first.. His Pole or his Pole rest.. Well, of course all good well-minded men always go for the pole first.. (It was taught at such a young age, you never forget it, once you have been thrown in the water after your dad"s pole).... "Life lesson #8, If you loose your pole your going in after it,no matter how cold the water is".. So He Saved his pole and watched his pole rest go for swim all the way down stream.. Oh ya, I forgot to mention his pole rest wasn't his tackle box, like most people use, like me. It was you guessed it his Fake Leg.. Apperately some nice person heard him screaming for help and gave him a ride home.. The pig was very happy to see him, but his wife was P.O ed... The End and another trip to the fishing hole..
 
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