Sit Back and relax.. Relax take a deep breath and take the cigarette out of your mouth.. Deep Breath and out... Relaxed....Now Picture this beautiful setting, out in the mountains lush green wilderness. A small river coming through two small inclines of mountain top, your right there, fishing in the most quite trout hole that you had to hike down to from the county dirt road. The sun is glistening through the trees lighting up the leaves with the late summer colors of early fall.. The sound of the river trickling over the rocks as a nice big 14" trout has your name all over it.. What a gorgeous late afternoon, only two people out here. Me and the man yelling, Ohhhh Nooooo not again.. You look up to see this guy rolling down the dirt path from his pick-up truck. He's gracefully trying to hold on to his small trackle box, pole and this shiny object.. You go to his rescue, of course, after you set your pole in a safe spot, just incase. You arrive at the scene to help, also to find out that shiny thing was a fake leg.. Are you O.K? Ya, but my wife will kill me if I break my new leg.. She'll make me sleep with that stinkin Perdu.. Who's Perdu? Her 150lb pet pig.. Now, I have heard about being in the dog house or having to sleep on the couch on the front porch, but a pig.. That is just not right.. Well, apperantly his last fishing trip he lost his other fake leg.. Oh ya, he told me all about it.. I guess now that I have your full attention... I'm going to leave you hanging... <br />If I get at least 10 response's I'll tell you the rest..
