Happy Mudders day - 2006/05/14 10:22am<br />Me Mudder<br /><br />When my prayers were poorly said<br />who tucked me in me widdle bed<br />and spanked me butt til it was red?<br />.....Me Mudder!<br />In the morning,<br />when the light would come<br />and in me crib me dribbled some;<br />who wiped me tiny widdle bum?<br />.....Me Mudder!<br />Who took me from me cozy cot<br />and placed me on a ice cold pot<br />and made me pee-pee when me could not?<br />.....Me Mudder!<br />Who's hair so gently she would part<br />and hold me tightly to her heart<br />and sometimes squeeze me until I'd -fart?<br />.....Me Mudder!<br />Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped<br />and screamed and yelled til she had the croup<br />when in me Sunday pants .....I - pooped?<br />.....Me Mudder!<br />And at night when the bed did squeak<br />and me raised me widdle head to peek,<br />who yelled at me to go to sleep?<br />.....Me Fadder!!!<br /> <br />Thanks<br /> Scrapper ! 
