Hillbilly Businessman

[Holdimhook]

You all may have heard this one, my apologies in advance if you have:<br />> <br />> Young Kenny, a hillbilly who moved to Texas, bought a donkey<br />> > from<br />> > a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next<br />> <br />> > day.<br />> > But the next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad<br />> <br />> > news, the donkey died."<br />> ><br />> > Kenny replied, "Well, then, just give me my money back."<br />> ><br />> > The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."<br />> ><br />> > Kenny said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey."<br />> ><br />> > The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"<br />> ><br />> > Kenny said , "I'm going to raffle him off."<br />> ><br />> > The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"<br />> ><br />> > Kenny said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is <br />> > dead."<br />> ><br />> > A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened <br />> > with that dead donkey?"<br />> ><br />> > Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a <br />> > piece and made a profit of $998.00."<br />> ><br />> > The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"<br />> ><br />> > Kenny said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars <br />> > back."<br />> ><br />> > Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Hillbilly Businessman

Yep, been here before but still a good un.<br /><br />Also an apology to "Scrapper" for asking him to perform a search before posting a joke. If they're good, who cares if we've seen it before.

 

[scrapper]

Re: Hillbilly Businessman

No apology nessasary Tyme 2 fish, I dont get upset easyly . I like to think Im bigger than that, <br /> Besides Read my logo at the bottom <br /> Now its warmer ! LETS GO FISHING!!!!

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Hillbilly Businessman

Originally posted by scrapper:<br /> No apology nessasary Tyme 2 fish, I dont get upset easyly . I like to think Im bigger than that, <br /> Besides Read my logo at the bottom <br /> Now its warmer ! LETS GO FISHING!!!!

Apology to holdimhook for hijacking his thread. <br />So kind of you Scrapper to accept my apology and I am heartfelt in my error. Love your quote, for alas I may have petted the sweaty things in my youth. <br />Another fact that I've "Never made a mistake."