bubbakat
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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and<br />the other sat next to him in the middle seat.<br /><br />Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.<br /><br />After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was<br />settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and <br />get a coke."<br /><br />"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."<br /><br />As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.<br /><br />When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks<br />good, I'd really like one, too."<br /><br />Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.<br /><br />While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat<br />in it.<br /><br />When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the<br />plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew<br />immediately what had happened.<br /><br />"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.<br /><br />"How long must this go on?<br /><br /><br />This fighting between our nations?<br /><br />This hatred?<br /><br />This animosity?<br /><br />The spitting in shoes.<br /><br />The pissing in Cokes."
