Dave Abrahamson
Lieutenant
- Joined
- May 8, 2003
- Messages
- 1,497
......does it take to change a light bulb? <br /><br /><br />1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? <br /><br /><br />2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. <br /><br /><br />3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! <br /><br /><br />4. Rottweiler: Make me. <br /><br /><br />5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. <br /><br /><br />6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,please! <br /><br /><br />7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make <br />just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. <br /><br /><br />8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)! <br /><br /><br />9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! <br /><br /><br />10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. <br /><br /><br />11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." <br /><br /><br />12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? <br /><br /><br />13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... <br /><br /><br />14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. <br /><br /><br />How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? <br /><br /> Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: <br /><br /><br />"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" <br /><br />ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! 
