Re: How not to - Provided by Whale Wars...
Remember the episode where the Japanese boat cuts off the entire bow of their high speed boat? I could not believe those guys were so dumb as to not be able to maneuver out of the way. So they flounder around without the first 10 feet or so of the boat, taking on water like there is no tomorrow....
Meanwhile, back on the Steve Irwin, they are watching all of this through binoculars. And they all stand around wondering if their little boat was hit, worry, worry, worry..... Wait about 5 minutes, before they CONFIRM the boat was hit, THEN start emergency rescue plan. Darn, they should have been getting the boat ready to drop in the ocean when they suspected the other boat was hit.
These fools are completely out of their element. Untrained, unknowing, and clueless about what to do in an emergency. Some day, someone is going to die because they are incompetent.