A wife was making fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, he burst into the<br /> kitchen and started screaming: Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more<br /> butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!<br /> <br /> Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we<br /> going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!<br /> Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're<br /> cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your<br /> mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.<br /> Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"<br /> <br /> The wife stared at him incredulously. "What in the hell is wrong with you?<br /> You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"<br /> <br /> "No," the husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it's like<br /> when I'm driving with you in the car." 
