>THE HUSBAND STORE <br />>Husband Shopping Center has opened where <br />>a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in <br />>five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper <br />>ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you arrive on any <br />>floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you <br />>cannot go back down, except to exit the building. <br />> <br />>So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first <br />>floor the sign says: <br />> <br />>Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. <br />> <br />>The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not <br />>loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second <br />>floor sign says: <br />> <br />>Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely <br />>good looking. "Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's <br />>further up?" The third floor sign reads: <br />> <br />>Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good <br />>looking, and help with the housework. <br />> <br />>"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be better further <br />>up!" And, again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads: <br />> <br />>Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good <br />>looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. <br />> <br />>"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on? So up <br />>to the fifth floor she goes. The sign on that door says: <br />> <br />>Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. <br />>Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!! 
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