I don't know who's idea it was.....

[emoney]

....that I had to work for a living, but this just ain't working out. I'm pretty sure, somewhere along the line at least, someone switched babies when I was born because I'm convinced that this;

Is what I was meant to do on a "full-time-basis". I mean, come on, EVERY day, at least 5 out of 7, I've got to get up and go to work?? When just the other day;

So, if you're filthy rich and you had a son about 45 years ago and for some reason, something's never seemed just "right" about him, then odds are, he's not yours....I am.
Please make a check payable to "emoney" and post up the instructions on how it is I'm supposed to claim it. Oh, and thanks Mom and Dad...boy I've missed you guys

 

[puma4440]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

Dear son,

This is your father in Nigeria, if you send me a money order that covers the cost of handling, I will share the family fortune with you. lol

 

[ezmobee]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

When I stop to think about the percentage of my life spent doing things I don't want to be doing....it gets really really depressing.

Oh well, at least I'm leaving tomorrow for a camping trip in western PA with 4 of my closest college friends and their families. Forecast is gorgeous and it should be blast.

 

[aspeck]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

Dear Son,

I am sorry to inform you that the "imposter son" has spent all of your inheritance and disappeared. Your mom and I are in failing health now and are so glad we have found you. We are being evicted and were wondering where we would go. Please let me know what address we should be looking for, and where the hospital and doctor should start sending the bills.

Lovingly,
Mom and Dad.

PS We had hoped to live out our days on the yacht, but the bank repoed it just yesterday. Glad to see you have a small craft that at least we can still enjoy the water.

 

[Andy'sDelight]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

I saw a statistic once that was devastating to me! It basically showed that once you subtract sleep, work, house work, family functions, family obligations, etc...you are really left with about 4% of meaningful quality time devoted to yourself and what you want to be doing. That's kind of effed up if you ask me.

 

[emoney]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

Which is why I'm so tired all the time (outside of passing the old '45 mark) because I'm trying to cram 100% of fun into 4% of time. That math just don't fly.

 

[bassman284]

Re: I don't know who's idea it was.....

I saw a statistic once that was devastating to me! It basically showed that once you subtract sleep, work, house work, family functions, family obligations, etc...you are really left with about 4% of meaningful quality time devoted to yourself and what you want to be doing. That's kind of effed up if you ask me.

Less than that if you're married.